Oh hey,
Welcome to my home! The sun is shining the birds are singing, the grass is growing all the stores are jammed with yummy food. Would you like a pistol for dinner? Maybe an AK47? I can grate some cheese on top! What? Have I gone mad? Maybe, it is distinctly possible.
It's just that I blew the food budget on some guns to beat all those terrorists. The problem is, I can't find any. I've actually never met one. The news said it was those naughty muslims but all the ones I met were wonderful people, really connected, I was baffled.
Everyone I know is either really nice or just a bit selfish, where are all these evil bastards? The news is packed with them, they kill their kids and chop heads off. Hmmm. So confusing. You know, if it wasn't for the media I might think most people were really nice... I might relax... start thinking of others instead of myself... Hmm. Nice thought...
Oh wait! The news is on, I can't miss that! How would I know what's going on in the real world? So, after some fear, silly story to confuse and a redirect I think I'm unhappy because I'm fat and I need new shoes. I was thinking something... can't recall what... have some tomato on a landmine, they're almost out of date, I need to go to the mall...
Love you, come back soon!
Welcome to my home! The sun is shining the birds are singing, the grass is growing all the stores are jammed with yummy food. Would you like a pistol for dinner? Maybe an AK47? I can grate some cheese on top! What? Have I gone mad? Maybe, it is distinctly possible.
It's just that I blew the food budget on some guns to beat all those terrorists. The problem is, I can't find any. I've actually never met one. The news said it was those naughty muslims but all the ones I met were wonderful people, really connected, I was baffled.
Everyone I know is either really nice or just a bit selfish, where are all these evil bastards? The news is packed with them, they kill their kids and chop heads off. Hmmm. So confusing. You know, if it wasn't for the media I might think most people were really nice... I might relax... start thinking of others instead of myself... Hmm. Nice thought...
Oh wait! The news is on, I can't miss that! How would I know what's going on in the real world? So, after some fear, silly story to confuse and a redirect I think I'm unhappy because I'm fat and I need new shoes. I was thinking something... can't recall what... have some tomato on a landmine, they're almost out of date, I need to go to the mall...
Love you, come back soon!